Zelamo and Yuwutu woke up an hour after sunrise very slowly and very reluctantly. This was their first time actually waking up and they were discovering that they hated it.
"C'mon, Yuwutu… we gotta start our adventure…"
(*´Д｀*) <(pretty pretty please 5 more minutes…)
Zelamo was compelled by this argument because he lacked any sort of rhetorical skill at all whatsoever. "Okay, five more minutes…"
They began their snooze, and they probably would have slept the entire day away, but they wouldn't get to do that. Because of woke.
"It's true! I saw them run this way," a village maiden said.
"I see. I, the captain of the town guard, will apprehend these fiends at once!" The captain began climbing up the hill to apprehend Zelamo and Yuwutu (bad!), his underlings following close behind.
"Hey do you hear something?" Zelamo asked.
（＾ν＾）<(nuh uh. I only hear the abstract concept of the unconscious.)
"No I definitely hear something," Zelamo said. "It's like… misplaced hometown pride with a side of the urge to enact disproportionate violence upon the vulnerable…"
( ´▽｀) <(it's nothinnn it's fineee let's go night night…)
Zelamo stood at once, alert. "No Yuwutu… I hear the ambient noise that all cops give off!"
(ﾟωﾟ) <(WHA?? THE FUZZ IS AFTER US???)
(｀Д´ ) <(we gotta get outta here!!!)
"You're a genius, Yuwutu! Let's hide in the forest."
The captain reached the top of the hill where Zelamo and Yuwutu were resting, but they were already scrambling for the forest. "After them," he yelled! "I'll stand here menacingly! Only return with the criminals!"
"Yes boss!" Said his legion of various guys.
Zelamo and Yuwutu entered the forest, which was filled with trees. Wow! They had never seen so many trees at once! They could barely see the sky through the foliage.
"Do you know what's found in forests?" Zelamo asked his friend.
(^-^") <(uhh trees?)
(・Д・) <(oh, and fairies! Can't forget fairies)
"Are fairies real?"
|(￣3￣)| <(maybe baby! We could be in a magical fantasy world!)
（＾∇＾）<(born in a mystical spring in an enchanted forest! With unicorns, and maybe even a squirrel!)
"Wow…" Zelamo pondered the potential of potent powers on this planet. "Imagine if we saw a squirrel…"
(^_-) <(I heard that if you catch one, it'll grant you the ability to see five seconds into the future.)
Zelamo was glad to learn more about this world and its very regular superstitions. He was also starting to feel like he was being watched…
(＾＾) <(hey do u feel like we're being watched?)
"Yes, actually! But it isn't a cop since I can't hear the cop sounds…"
(^o^) <(uh yeah about that.)
(*´-`) <(i think thas just a u thing.)
(╹◡╹）<(i don't hear the cop sound.)
"What if that's my magical power? The ability to detect cops?"
(*^◯^*) <(omg that's so cool!!!)
(°▽°) <(WAIT!!! Does that mean I'll get a power too?)
(๑>◡<๑) <(eeek!!!)
Yuwutu began jumping up and down with much enthusiasm. Zelamo wanted to join in, but…
"I hear it now! The cop ambient noise!"
(￣▽￣) <(i get a cool power♪ i get a cool power♪ i get a—)
( ・∇・) <(uh oh.)
They looked behind them to see at least FOUR goons running at them! Yuwutu could outrun one high level guy, but four low level guys? Oh, by jolly joyous Jove, they were doomed!!! Doomed, they say!!!
(・Д・) <(w-what do we do???)
"Yuwutu, I wanted to tell you something…"
(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`) <(what is it, my dearest pookie bear Zelamo…?),
"We only met yesterday, but you are my bestest best friend in the whole wide world!"
.°(ಗдಗ。)°. <(weally???)
"Really!!! If I die here, then I'll die by your side!"
(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) <(I'll also die by your side!!!)
Zelamo and Yuwutu huddled together, ready to face the great nothingness of death. The guards were only a couple feet (or meters) away! They closed their eyes together, told each other their last will and testament, then—!
"Hah!" A new voice says, accompanied by the swing of a sword…
Zelamo and Yuwutu were a little confused. They heard a sword sound, but they weren't dead? Or even harmed? They tentatively took a peak, and…"Leave these two alone, or face my blade!" Said what looked to be a knight! Her sword was pointed at the four guards—wait, three guards. One of them was unconscious. The other three didn't want to take their chances.
The mysterious knight turned to the no longer terrified rescuees as the guards, sans one, went wewewewe all the way home. "Are you hurt?"
They shook their heads dumbly. What were they to say to this adjective stranger? Nothing. Because how could they.
She smiled at them. "I'm glad to hear that. The residents of Fobyville are… closed-minded, we'll say. I'm Samira of Phrabiland. It's a pleasure to meet you."
So poised, so polite! Zelamo and Yuwutu were in awe. This was their first ever encounter with a cool person! They had no idea how to react.
"Fragylan………………………."
(´∀｀") <(I'm, uh, Yuwutu…)
"AND—! and I'm Zelamo," said Zelamo, Zelamoly.
Samira's brows furrowed. "What odd names… tell me, where are you from?"
( ・∇・) <(UHHHHH)
"We don't know," Zelamo supplemented.
"You don't know? How come?"
ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ <(we woke up yestrday with no memories)
Samira was! Alarmed! "None at all?"
"None at all."
"That's… Troubling."
"I know! That's why we're on an adventure."
(^.^) <( we're gonna find where we came from!)
Every step of this conversation found Samira more and more perturbed. "Is that so…?"
"It is so!"
|(￣3￣)| <(very so!)
"It's so so!"
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ <(the soest so!!!)
"Yeah!!!"
(｀∇´) <(yeah!!!)
"YEAH!!!"
＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／ <(YEAH!!!)
Yuwutu and Zelamo continued this for quite some time, which gave Samira some time to think. These individuals would, without a doubt, get themselves killed. It was a miracle they weren't stoned to death in Fobyville, and it was another miracle that Samira saved them from Fobyville's guard. Samira doubts they'll be so lucky again—third time's the charm, after all—and the woods only get more dangerous the further in you go. Samira only entered herself because she saw two endangered people enter out of what she assumed to be desperation. Now she realized that it was probably stupidity. What to do… what to do…
"Well," she drawled in an exaggerated and attention grabbing manner, "I'm sure an additional party member wouldn't hurt, would it?"
"It wouldn't hurt at all… we'd love to have help… it's too bad there's no one to join…"
(°▽°) <(zelamo. Zelamo. Pst.)
Zelamo turned to join a two person huddle with Yuwutu. "What?"
(*ﾟ∀ﾟ) <(i think.)
(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*) <(i think she's trying to join our party.)
"What??? No, she couldn't be! She's too…"
(ﾟДﾟ) <(She's too cool! I know! but like…)
( ﾟдﾟ) <(what if she is………………...)
The two of them slowly, very slowly, turned to look at this "Samira" of "Phrabiland". She was waiting patiently for them to finish their discussion. Behind her was an unconscious Fobyville guard. She smiled politely. They glanced at each other, and came to a consensus.
"Wanna join our party?"
"I'd be honored," Samira said. Zelamo and Yuwutu responded by jumping for joy and exclaiming their happiness . Very cute, very charming. Samira was relieved. She couldn't leave two people alone to die in good conscience, it goes against every principle she had! Besides, if what they were saying was true, then her own quest wouldn't be hindered much, anyway. What could be the harm?
( ^ω^ ) <(yayayay!!!! so where r we going?)
"Well, I was headed towards New Crab Port, but—"
"What's a crab," asked Zelamo.
Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ <(i think it's like if Spider and Scrimp had Baby…)
"Ooooh okay. Let's go to New Crab Port!!!"
(｀∇´) <(yeah! New Crab Port!)
(￣∇￣) <(where is New Crab Port.?)
"It's not too far north along the coast line, so we just have to… hm…"
"What? What is it?"
"It's just past… no, no, that can't be it…"
(`Д´)σ <(REVEAL YOUR SECRETS, WOMAN!!!)
Samira took a look at her surroundings. Thick foliage surrounded the newly formed party. None of it was familiar to Samira. None at all.
"I don't know which way is north."
"Okay, and?"
"We're lost, Zelamo."
(･ω･) <(…)
(･ω･) <(fuck)
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